Voodoo Child v. 16: it doesn't have to be eternal to be immortal.

I got a preview of some R. Kelly, and I must give the caveat that I think brother gots some issues and needs to come correct with his life. That being said, if you get a chance you've got to listen to "Sex Planet" for no other reason than this fine, fine sampling of lyrical skills below:

Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, and Saturn
I'm leavin Earth, girl, to explore your galaxy
10 to zero, blast off, here we go
We'll be climaxin til we reach Mercury

I guarantee you'll like it, it'll take your breath away
Gonna get you so excited once I taste your Milky Way

So don't trip, I got a giant rocket
Glidin through, just hittin your pocket

I'm about to take over and touch your soul
Once I enter into your black hooooooooooooooooole

Girl now that you're next to me, we'll be just like satellites
Watching over the Earth, we'll make space our paradise

Girl I promise this will be painless, painless
We'll take a trip to Planet Uranus, anus

Stick a flaaaag on the moon
First couple to ever make love on Planet Neptuuuuuuuuuuune

And if time allow us, we'll be gone for hours
I won't stop until I give you meteor showers

So get ready for liftoff babe
You ready? (yes) Hold on to this, here we go
R minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3 2 1....
Babe, start our engines
then
blaaaaaaaaaaaaast off!

What, do you think I'm lying? Is you crazy? This is the genius that brought you some Trapped in the Closet!

I'm going to listen to it again.

voodoo

*thanks for them lyrics, The Sound of Young America