Voodoo Child v. 16: it doesn't have to be eternal to be immortal.

Oh lordy. I'm at home, relaxing after an amazing family get together yesterday. The Wii brings families together, thank you very much! I can't wait to do that again.

At any rate, this day marks Black Friday, one of the most insane non-holidays in the world. So apparently now is the opening for Christmas shopping season, but not like we've been inundated since October, hello. At any rate, I didn't get to go out. I've been dealing with a nasty cough. Poor Mango's been lecturing me at 4AM "Drink water, you'll need to flush that mucus out." I swear, it's comedy. I'll cough, he'll deliver the lecture, and I'll drink the water and he's right! But then we'd repeat the thing again later, with a new message: "You are supposed to drink 4-6 bottles of water a day, but you don't drink anything." And then "Would you like some tea?" Aww. At any rate, I've got a bad cough, and I'm loving hacking up these lung biscuits. Guess how I'm going to spend my Monday? In bed.

To top things off, Momdoo thinks I'm preggo because I sleep constantly. I think it's the massive loss of sleep due to coughing that's doing it. I actually think I can feel my abs now because they're pretty sore at this point. I guess if I am, that's fabulous. If I'm not, then I'm not.

I will say this: Please don't ask me if I am. I'm starting to hate that. Really.

So back to Black Friday. I have been doing some shopping, yes. I had to limit myself to things I actually need. Wait, you did see that, I said "I" right? Yes, thank god, my family and Husbandido's family are doing Kris Kringle this year. That cuts a TON off our shopping list. So what did I buy today? Nothing sexy, dreadfully sorry. But I did pick up some books from Amazon (the Book Club selection, natch) and printer ink. How HOT is that? I know I know. Sucks.

But I'm saving myself for Friends and Family at Old Navy and Banana Republic. Here, you shopping whores:

Valid from 11/30-12/2:

Old Navy 20% off: PN7NFZ7TDM9S

Banana Republic 30% off: B21GK8VFBQ9J 

Piperlime (Gap Shoes go see it! WTF!) 20% off: BCSK5WV5W03F (FREE SHIPPING TOO)

Okay, so that's all I got for now. There's some laundry to be done and a shitload of phlegm to pass.

Ciao for now, kids!

Voodoo