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July 29, 2008

A Day of Rest

I came down with some gnarly food poisoning last night. Between 11PM-2AM I wound up seeing the contents of my stomach a few times, making up for all that so called worry free morning sickness I've been thrilled about. So there you go. It was pretty horrible, honestly. I wish I could have figured out what I need to avoid (was it the Indian food from lunch yesterday? was it the salad and qourn I ate for dinner? was it the tofu cutie?), because I decided to stay home and I'm terrified over what to eat.

I called into the Dr's office that night too, and hoo boy, there's not a whole lot they can do, huh. "Hope you feel better!" No crap, lady! I had to call in this morning as well because my glucose numbers were off too. "Oh that was probably because you were sick." RIGHT!

Oh well. So I've been resting it off, drinking tons of fluids and watching horrible day time television. Happily, I've spent most of the time passed out. Husbandido was peeved because I was intending to go into work, but waking up this morning, I knew I wasn't trying to get out there. Too worried that the toilet was too far away because last night I had to kick Husbandido out of the loo a few times LOL.

Anyways, I'm going back to doing...whatever. I guess I could pass out again. Yah that sounds good.

Voodoo 

May 23, 2008

Oh Hey, Yah, How Are You Doing? Awkward!

I went to get my haircut today at Hairplay.I've been going there for a few years, first with Twin Name, and most recently with Mama San. I started seeing Twin Name because I needed a haircut badly. I was really happy with her work; I mean REALLY happy with her work, but her charge was $75.

Okay? I don't have a ton o' cash. My money tree? Died. So I did what anyone else would do: find someone else to cut my locks. 

After searching around, getting some OKAY cuts, I finally found a good stylist...back at Hairplay! And she's been cutting my hair. It's not cheap, but I understand why you pay that much money to get your hair done...it's because you get it done the way you want it, and you enjoy your time while you're at it.

So today, I get my chops done, and I see my girl, and bam, the other girl was there too. Twin! Yikes! Not knowing what to say/do, I just say hi. It wasn't awkward, but it was wierd. She kinda gave me a side eye. Ooopsie.

 I go 'head, and just ignore it. I clearly have a better time with my new girl, but dang. It's like running into your ex when you're ballin' around with your new boo and you didn't even tell them what's up. :-|

SO what is it about hairstylists and breaking up with them? It's not like you got all intimate and stuff, it's not like you swapped secrets and hugs and then you backstab them. It's not like you're homies for life. Homies for $75 bucks maybe.

But still. Anyways, I thought I'd share. Anyone else got any good Hairstylist Break Up stories? Hit the comments, foo!

Voodoo 

April 28, 2008

One word: TURBO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5JH1CRpkQ

 

Discuss. 

April 27, 2008

The Roof is On Fire!

This is just down the block from me; I couldn't drive up to my house because the entrances/exits were blocked and there were cops everywhere...and firemenses. I drove up and saw that there was a BIG hole in the wall of the house I just drove buy this morning. With firemenses looking through it from the inside. Yikes.

I had to park up the hill and walk through some shady grassy areas to the house. There was a police car blocking the entrance to my street. Sigh. I waited until the car left before I went back out and moved the car back to its rightful place (although i had to work around the blocked areas to get back home). 

 

(04-27) 22:55 PDT San Francisco -- A three-alarm fire raged through four buildings tonight in the Little Hollywood neighborhood of San Francisco, displacing up to ten residents, fire officials said.

The fire was first reported just after 7:30 p.m. at 15 Blanken Avenue, a wood-frame building with commercial space on the first floor and a residential flat above it, according to Lt. Ken Smith.

Easterly evening winds quickly whipped the fire into two adjacent homes, as well a vacant building on nearby Bayshore Blvd. that used to house Cliff's Barbecue, said Smith.

A third alarm was called at 7:53 p.m. But by 8:15 p.m. firefighters had the blaze under control, officials said.

Several of the residents were away for the day and had not returned home by the time the fire was extinguished, said Smith. The Red Cross was at the scene to offer shelter and assistance to those affected, he added.

There were no fire-related injuries, but an elderly woman who lived in one of the homes was taken to the hospital for an unrelated medical condition, according to Smith.

The cause of the fire is under investigation, he said.

Tyche Hendricks

January 30, 2008

Worst Spiderman Ever


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January 06, 2008

Cankles?!

I have swelling ankles. I guess the heat and humidity (which aren't that bad) are affecting me. Either that or it's that lame ass flare up I'm going through. Either way, I am the proud owner of cankles. Shit.

Voodoo 

September 09, 2007

Sunday Glorious Sunday

Laundry to do. Get ready for work. Read some pages. Laugh. Educate my readers. RollingProcedure.jpg From this site> The Ish! Voodoo

May 27, 2007

Lyrical Zen: R. Kelly's "Sex Planet"

I got a preview of some R. Kelly, and I must give the caveat that I think brother gots some issues and needs to come correct with his life. That being said, if you get a chance you've got to listen to "Sex Planet" for no other reason than this fine, fine sampling of lyrical skills below:

Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, and Saturn
I'm leavin Earth, girl, to explore your galaxy
10 to zero, blast off, here we go
We'll be climaxin til we reach Mercury

I guarantee you'll like it, it'll take your breath away
Gonna get you so excited once I taste your Milky Way

So don't trip, I got a giant rocket
Glidin through, just hittin your pocket

I'm about to take over and touch your soul
Once I enter into your black hooooooooooooooooole

Girl now that you're next to me, we'll be just like satellites
Watching over the Earth, we'll make space our paradise

Girl I promise this will be painless, painless
We'll take a trip to Planet Uranus, anus

Stick a flaaaag on the moon
First couple to ever make love on Planet Neptuuuuuuuuuuune

And if time allow us, we'll be gone for hours
I won't stop until I give you meteor showers

So get ready for liftoff babe
You ready? (yes) Hold on to this, here we go
R minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3 2 1....
Babe, start our engines
then
blaaaaaaaaaaaaast off!

What, do you think I'm lying? Is you crazy? This is the genius that brought you some Trapped in the Closet!

I'm going to listen to it again.

voodoo

 

*thanks for them lyrics, The Sound of Young America

April 09, 2007

Yikes. No Video!

I had Friday off, and I was ready to do some filming around SF, and much to my dismay I found that my video cammy was dead in the water. Not actually dead, but more like the CCD was broke. Yes I said "broke" cause I'm hood like that.

I have to send it in, and I'm sort of heart broken because I really wanted to film! Oh wells. I have other options, and I might have to take Pterodactyle's offer up. Man. That being said, I didn't have anything ready for Sunday consumption. I'm torn because I don't want anything to suck, and I'm behind on filming.

So if you'll kindly forgive me, I might have to do something extra special for the peoples.

Long weekend for me, but Mango and I did some Ikea-building. We also had brunch at Levende Lounge. Not bad, but I really should have vodka cranberries to get me started. Nice. I also finished reading My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler a few days ago, and I picked up Ghetto Nation: A Journey Into the Land of Bling and Home of the Shameless by Cora Daniels. Love the cover. I've also been reading chapters of Women's Bodies,  Women's Wisdom by Christine Northrup, M.D. As you may or may not know, we're diving headlong into Mommyhood, and this book's been helpful at the task at hand ;-) It's also 3 inches thick and a bitch to read in bed ;-)

So that's my Monday update for ya'll. I'll be in touch later, as there are always fun things that absolutely must be shared ;-)

Voodoo 

February 24, 2007

Chicago, Day 1

Today starts yesterday with me, as always, packing last minute and staying up too late. I went to bed around 1:30 and woke up around 6:45 to catch an 8:40 flight. Mangonuts wasn't thrilled, but neither was I, as we had a great week together, and we won't see each other for another week. We do have a few hours Thursday night though ;-)

Anyways, here's my routine, lay out clothes, see what matches and then use that to pack. Seriously. I line up pants and shirts and see if it works. Then I shove that into my suitcase. All is well. Pack dopp kit and refill all the stuff that's old. Work in some trips to Target (or the Round Spot, teehee).

I have to bring a brochure case, because that's what I use to go from school to school, and that's been weird because it's heavy and bulky. enough with the boring stuff, let's talk about the plane ride. I get to the airport, Mango loses patience because he drops me off in a weird spot and it's a little out of the way, but it's all good.  I go to the gate check because the line is way too freakin' LONG inside, but i don't get a seat assignment.

I go through security, and it's easy, but unloading everything is a pain. Laptop. Shoes. Heavy case. Heavy jacket. Shit. I leave behind my shitty little quart bag. But go back to get it and all is well. The flight is packed like there's no tomorrow, and like sheep I get onto the plane and I walk past my seat (to be honest, I didn't check the seat assignment). I manage to get into my seat and it's in the emergency row, across from the spot where you walk onto the plane. Not too shabby. Rowmate was little white girl from North Carolina (Come on and raise up, take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' head, Spin it like a heiicopter!, sorry i can't help it everytime I say North...okay never mind). She was cool. Chatty, but it was all good.

So we're taxi-ing up to take off, and the airline steward chick freaks out (remember, I'm in the E-row, next to the jump seats where the airline staff sit during takeoff/landing), and jumps out and calls for a medical professional. A doctor says waddup (not really, but come on), and someone is unresponsive two rows behind me. You know, I could easily lose patience if it's someone acting a fool, but if someone is not doing well, I'm not going to be a bitch about it. That's a good thing, too, because we were there for count 'em, another hour and a half getting dude stabilized, off the plane, changing the seat covers (I think he may have pooped himself in the seat), replacing the oxygen tank, and filling reports out. In the end, he was a little more lucid but his travel companion, a woman, was visibly shaken and crying.

Fast forward through me on the plane, me sleeping, me reading an amazing book: The Tender Bar, me watching my iPod flics, me eating my scrumptious sammich from Cafe Rigolo. Landing in Chicago, I see snow. Great. It's cold here, but nothing serious when I de-plane. I get in the cab after I figure out where to catch it, and then I hear tapping noises on the cab, and it turns out that it's frozen rain. What. Is. Frozen. Rain. Then i remember the system that hit SF then I realize this is the same system. Great.

Snow and me haven't seen each other in years. Maybe four. It's tough to stop looking out the window because it's 1) very windy, 2) very snowy/icy/rainy, and 3) there are weird sounds. Scrapey thingies. Snow scrapers, what's that about? Intriguing. There's a mall across the street too. Lord and Taylor's? What's that? BTW, I'm near McDonald's headquarters. Intriguing, this town. It's been snowing and sleeting away since I got into my room, and that was over seven hours ago.

I don't know if I already mentioned this but I'm here on business, and I look forward to representing my fine place of work to whoever is brave as hell to drive out here. To mention it, god, I hope we're even able to make it to Milwaukee, home of great things like Laverne and Shirley.  that's tomorrow's destination after the College Fair. Then back to Skokie. Okie dokie, pokie. 

Anyways, I'm two hours ahead of you, so i should get to bed. Room service, btw, is awesome.

Snow angels. Yep, I'll have to learn about that too.

Voodoo 

January 01, 2007

Holy New Year, Batman

Happy New Year!

To all my readers, even the ones I hate, happy new years. Wish me luck, I have 50,000 words to write for my novel in the next 31 days. Wish me luck. I'll have more details for you tomorrow!

Voodoo 

 

December 22, 2006

From this to this a.k.a. TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY

Okay people. I know half of you have already gone home and I should have sent the memo out earlier, but today is Global Orgasm Day. But wait, it's Global Orgasm for Peace day, so that should calm you people down a little.

So here's the website (what, you think I was joking?) 

This is a good way to start my vacation. Enjoy your holiday again, people. Now it has purpose!

Voodoo

 

PS: The video? Go watch. It's SFW, nerd. 

September 21, 2006

On your worst day...

you probably don't look anything like these guys.

vdc 

July 07, 2006

TGIF

I'm thrilled today is Friday. You don't even know. I started to get a tension headache today because I was doing a little too much with someone who has a very intense personality. I felt bad that she was having some issues, but it was only one of those situations where I couldn't help her. She kind of had to let go of some drama and it was really getting in the way.

So any weekend plans? Soccer on Saturday and Sunday, and more Tour de France to come! I'm also going to put Footballers Wives to rest...have one more season to go ;-)

I've been spending more than enough time on Yelp having fun reviewing this and that around San Francisco and even a lot of towns around the US that I've visited. That's a ton of fun and gives me an opportunity to write short pieces here and there.

So here's to France! Kick ass, boys. I can't wait to watch the match on Sunday. I will just keep it real and stay home, probably. Nothing like watching it with a crowd, but I like to be simple about these kinda things.

Hey, is Ikea having the new stuff anytime soon? Sorry, I love to shop. What can I say?

It's late, and I gotta run, but cheers, mate. Have a good weekend!

 

VDC 

June 20, 2006

What's dumb and got picked for jury duty?

Oh yah baby you got it. I did.

Okay, I can't get into the details of the trial, but I can tell you that I was the last person sat in the box and knew that I was screwed. My mom said, "Don't talk too much!" My dad said, "Just look disinterested." I think I looked pissed if anything, but man, I had jury duty LAST year!

So I'm doing my civic duty until this Friday, so God help me. I wish I could blab about it cause there's some shady shit going on in the world, my Voodoo babies. Did I tell you that the judge was gettin' sleepy?

 Anyways, I can't get into it. I got a shitty chair, and I'm going to put a hot pack on like an old freakin' lady and rest my tired bones. I managed to catch some hot soccer players today over lunch, so that was a saving moment. And tell me WHY does it have to be a nice week in SF? Seriously. The weather has been so nice, and I really want to go prance around getting lunch in random restaurants with my little Mango, but no, i'm in a court room with a sleepy judge, shady people, and no internet. How can I blog? I mean really.

 BRL staff meeting is starting to take shape, so if you haven't emailed me your info yet, please let me know, BRL staffers!

 

Kisses,

vdc 

June 19, 2006

Some Skills Are Not for the Weak

So *insert the flavor of your dreams here* comes up to you and says, I'd like to hit that.

How fast do you drop your draws? Try it.

Then watch this.

Pimp

June 09, 2006

Wrapping Up Vacation

So I'm nearing the end of my short vacation. I have done a few things that needed to be done: dry cleaning, buy stamps, visit Ikea, do literally nothing, and update web pages. The usual shiz. I skipped doing a few other things that I really wanted to do: mail out wedding pics (okay, almost two years later) and get out of town for a few hours.

 I have to admit that it's probably been a great time for me to get out of the office and see what the rest of the world was doing. I think going away for vacation is horribly overrated, but I definitely would have leapt at the chance. Oh well. I'm doing the same thing again in a few weeks, so that's life for ya kids.

I'm still not digging the new website just yet because I want to dress 'er up a little more, but that'll change in a little bit. I just have to get used to it, I keep reminding myself. So I updated other sites because I'm trying to figure out how to edit this one; check out the new digs:

If any of you BRLers want a new house, let me know. Also, if you haven't seen the Table of Contents, you should check it out because that's where you can see who's updated what when (that's for you, laggers!). I've already disabled a few sites, so you'll see who got the axe on that page as well.

Which one of you kids are watching the World Cup? Is this mess insane or what? There's some LOVE for teams world wide, isn't there? I'm personally rooting for the following teams: USA (Default, I kinda have to), France, Italy, and HELLS YAH, Togo. You heard me right. Togo. Come on, half of you don't know where Togo is, don't you. Togo is on the continent of Africa. A long shot to win it all, but that's why you should root for them. Shoot, if Trinidad and Tobago can hold Sweden to a nil-nil final score, why the hell not Togo.

So go for the underdog, kids. I'll be back for the update on my new obsession...and guess what's around the corner, TOUR DE FRANCE! Yet another reason for me to watch television endlessly. I'm off for a out of town jaunt and will return in a bit. Then back to the salt mines.

Kisses,

Voodoo 

June 07, 2006

trouble in paradise.

decided to jump ship. couldn't take it anymore.

 

blogger, that is.

 

hold tight. here she comes.

 

vdc 

March 15, 2006

Standing Around the New House

I imagine myself in the middle of an empty room of a house I just bought. I didn't buy one, Voodoo Children, but work with me here. I'm standing here, tapping my well-heeled toes on bare hardwood floors. The sound of the tapping is a lot louder than I realize because there is no furniture. And there are wall frockery. It's empty. I feel a little remorse and maybe a little sad, but in the end it's a naked new house, and I think it's a good thing.

No, it's a real good thing, and something I've been wanting to do for a while.

First off, I've been with blogger now more than 6 years. I'm a little sad that I decided to move onto, well Moveable Type. I have been thinking about it for a while, simply because Blogger went down a few times when I really depended on it, and I was debating about leaving anyway. I was really reluctant to try and move to another blog tool, but I'm here now. Tapping my foot. And it isn't a bad thing.

I'm the kind of girl that's brand loyal. If I love you, I love you. If I hate you, I hate you. I love Blogger, and I think I always will. But even I had to get rid of my favorite old college sweatshirt because it was just too old and ugly, and then I got a new one and I floss it all the time.

So for now, this is where I am.  Tapping my foot. I like it, it has potential. So bear with me while I knock about making adjustments.

 

Kisses,

Voodoo